Freedom in the Evening

nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

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wdwpres:

jaredstjohn:

moonkistprincess:

marisa-mouse:

pixiedust-paycheck:

taylormariegreen:

My friend Christopher (& his group of friends) went to Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party as Disney trash cans.

I have never been so proud to call someone a friend.

This are definitely the best costumes I’ve ever seen.

@disfan

Disney trash. Me.

I was working with mickey this night! And as they were taking the photo with Mickey I opened the door and died laughing!!! Mickey told me he LOVED the trashcans and how original they were!

HOW IN THE WORLD DID Y’ALL COME UP WITH SUCH AWESOME COSTUMES 

I’M DYING RIGHT NOW

(via sommerleah)

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

(via diddly-darn)

fucksebastianstan:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

at this point, i think marvel owes us a scene in the next avengers movie where natasha is like wHERE WERE ALL OF YOU?

"it was serious, clint" 
"yeah but i had a thing"
"PEOPLE DIED, CLINT.”

in an alternate scenario: clint is like “WELL YEAH I WAS BUSY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALL OF EURASIA GETTING WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH” “…no?” “YEAH. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.”

Basically I want Clint to be like this

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stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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(via storiesfromadifferentgirl)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

(via drwhogeek10)

officialbuckybarnes:

officialsteverogers:

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

shut the fuck up steve

(via guardiansofthegalaxys)

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

(via keepcalm-anddontpanic)

strudelgit:

vanquishedvaliant:

bleproxursox:

things that will instantly improve any movie:

  • dragons
  • robots
  • bickering scientists
  • lesbians

how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

Pacific Rim was so close.

(via whovianlockedin221b)

mcallmescotty:

ARE NONE OF US GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW MASON WAS SCARED  SHITLESS OF THE BERSERKER BUT WHEN LYDIA SAID LIAM WAS IN DANGER HE FUCKING CHARGED THAT WITH A BASEBALL BAT
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT BEST FRIENDS ARE SO IMPORTANT

(Source: mcallmespooky, via thebansheeandherboy)