Freedom in the Evening

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via the-republic-of-jew)

anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

(via theastonishingavengers)

anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

(via theastonishingavengers)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

speightstiel:

buttspeightjr:

i like that the SPN description on Netflix is ‘Siblings Dean and Sam crisscross the country, investigating paranormal activity and picking fights with demons, ghosts, and monsters’

picking fights

it makes it sounds like the demons, ghosts, and monsters are like just hanging out and all of a sudden dean and sam show up and like bug the shit out of them

“hey wendigo, nice wig, what’s it made of?”

“YOUR DEAD MOM’S CHEST HAIR”

image

(Source: geargie, via theastonishingavengers)

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via theastonishingavengers)

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

(Source: winterforlovers, via nftyismywonderwall)

bi-privilege:

rules for experimenting with bisexuality:

  • wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times
  • always work in well-ventilated areas
  • dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins
  • report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately
  • if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin, flush with cool running water for at least 20 minutes

(via keepcalm-anddontpanic)