Freedom in the Evening

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via diddly-darn)

dearnonacepeople:

dearnonacepeople:

What’s the code word for the lgbt invasion?

The coast is queer

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(Source: spoopysmaug, via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via wickedglade)

kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

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mattkeanshair:

gothiccharmschool:

yesbrendonurie:

cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

by Fall Out Boy

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

by Panic! At The Disco

(Source: fingerblaster113, via idowhateveriwantbecausereasons)

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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(via read-the-language-you-dream)